News for Mon, May 11, 2026
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Page Aragorn has been slain while attacking Farmboy Raxacoricofallapatorius in the fields of Glorfindal.
"My ego can't take much more of this bruising!" exclaims Page Aragorn.
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Page Aragorn has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 5 days!!
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Page Aragorn has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 5 days!!
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Page Aragorn has defeated his master, Fie to advance to level 3 after 5 days!!
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Page Aragorn has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 5 days!!
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Page Aragorn was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.
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Page Aragorn has been slain in the forest by Little Bogeyman.
"This both sucks and blows!" wails Page Aragorn.
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Page Aragorn has challenged their master, Mireraband and lost!
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Page Aragorn screams in frustration.
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Page Aragorn was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.
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Page Aragorn has been defeated in the graveyard by Frenzied vampire bats.
"Come back when you learn how to fight," {baguy} scoffs.
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Page Aragorn has been slain in the forest by Little Bogeyman.
"You are dishonorable, Little Bogeyman!" Page Aragorn cries.
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Page Aragorn has challenged their master, Mireraband and lost!
Mireraband smiles. "You are too slow. You are too weak."
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Page Aragorn has been defeated in the graveyard by Large Bat.
"You are dishonorable, Large Bat!" Page Aragorn cries.
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Page Aragorn has been slain in the forest by Small Bat.
"Next time, eat your Wheaties," Small Bat suggests.
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Adwares to advance to level 7 after 4 days!!
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Unélith to advance to level 6 after 4 days!!
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Chancellor Judai has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
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Chancellor Judai has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 3 days!!
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Chancellor Judai has defeated his master, Fie to advance to level 3 after 2 days!!
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Chancellor Judai has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 2 days!!
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Chancellor Judai was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Guth to advance to level 5 after 3 days!!
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Page Killjoy has challenged their master, Guth and lost!
"Watch your back, Guth, I am coming for you!" Page Killjoy warns.
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Fie to advance to level 3 after 1 day!!
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Page Killjoy has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Killjoy has earned the title Page for having slain The Green Dragon 1 time!
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Farmboy Killjoy has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Farmboy Killjoy has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 30 days!!
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Judai has earned the title Chancellor for having slain The Green Dragon 14 times!
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Marquis Judai has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Marquis Judai has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 16 days!!
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